[ one day he'll be free of this... ONE DAY... but that day can't come soon enough. seriously. and he's not even going to dignify that first part with a response. LET'S GO TO THE QUESTION INSTEAD - ]

No need to drink to enjoy a place like this! They can enjoy the drink for me, while I... safeguard their possessions until they're clear of head.

[ safeguard. yes. let's go with that. ]