[ oh no, not lectures from serra. ... not that he ever takes these seriously, but anyway. but there is a problem because she is loud and he really REALLY doesn't want anybody hearing he's stealing stuff, let's not start a bar fight shall we. so he's just. going to reach over to cover her mouth and glance around in worry. ]

Shh! Are you trying to get me killed, woman?! [ wait, why is he asking that again, he knows the answer already... ] It's not as if they'll miss a few coins - [ and then, an idea! putting on his most earnest smile now: ] I'll buy your drinks, what do you say? Treat you as a... proper gentleman should.

[ maybe drunk serra is more tolerable than sober serra?? here's to hoping, anyhow. either way, it'll get her to drop the thieving thing. ]